The Law of Accelerating Naked Mole Rats

The entire course of cosmic history has been leading up to the creation of and subsequent domination by Naked Mole Rats.  As you can see from the plot below, all salient events in Naked Mole Rat history line up in a smooth exponential line.  This proves that Evolution favors the creation of Naked Mole Rats since there is no other explanation as to why this plot would be exponential. 



Our future is clear.  Naked Mole Rats will inevitably spread out from the horn of Africa and consume all biomass on the planet earth.  Next, the Naked-Mole-Rat ball will expand out from the planet earth converting non-Naked-Mole-Rat matter into Naked-Mole-Rat matter.  The entire universe will then be turned into Naked Mole Rats.


This is all quite inevitable. 

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