The Law of Accelerating Velociraptors
The entire course of cosmic history has been leading up to the creation and expansion of Velociraptors. As you can see from the plot below, all salient events in Velociraptor history line up in a smooth exponential line (measured from 70 million years ago). This proves that Evolution favors the creation of velociraptors since there is no other explanation as to why this plot would be exponential. 
But then again, velociraptors went extinct 70 million years ago. They were an evolutionary dead end. But then why is there an exponential trend leading up to them? Hmm… I guess I can’t explain it. Can you?
The velociraptors died out because they were too stupid to build a space program adequate to stop the K/T asteroid from hitting Earth.
So far, we're too stupid too.
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