In about 300 years from now, the entire universe will be turned into a giant Toilet Brush.

I know this seems incredible, even a bit funny, but after studying patterns in history for
the last 20 years, I have come to this inexorable conclusion. Consider…

The Big Bang happened about 13.7 billion years ago and it took about another 10 billion years after it for life to emerge on our planet; quite a long time. However, the next salient event in cosmic evolution, the evolution of the digestive tract, happened just 2.75 billion years later. After that, the next salient event in cosmic evolution, the emergence of the sphincter, happened just 575 million years later.

Do you see a trend emerging? The time between salient events seems to be getting shorter. Not just linearly shorter, but exponentially shorter. That exponential shortening of time between salient fecal events is the key for understanding, what I call, the inevitable Toilet Brush Singularity.

The figure below shows salient events in cosmic history plotted on an exponential plot. The trend is robustly linear, which shows that cosmic history, stretching back to the Big Bang, is accelerating and heading towards the invention of the toilet brush. Therefore, a toilet-brush-creating species is the inevitable product of Evolution by Natural Selection.



Since this exponentially-accelerating trend originates in the Big Bang, it will inexorably, inevitably and immanently continue.

Extrapolating this trend into the future shows that the number of toilet brushes on the planet earth will continue to exponentially increase. Once all the matter on the Planet Earth is turned into Toilet Brushes, the Toilet Brushes will consolidate themselves into one Giant Earth-Sized Toilet Brush.

The Giant Earth-Sized Toilet Brush will then expand out from the Planet Earth (which will now be a Giant Toilet Brush) and turn all non-toilet-brush matter into toilet-brush matter.

By my estimation, given exponential growth, it will take approximately 300 years for the Giant Cosmic Toilet Brush to consume the entire Universe. At this point, our Universe (now a toilet brush) will begin to invade parallel Universes, turning them into Giant Toilet Brushes.

If you doubt the inevitable Toilet Brush Singularity, you probably suffer from what I call the intuitive linear view of history. From your limited perspective, the number of toilet brushes has been merely increasing linearly. But as I show in the figure above, toilet brushes are on the vanguard of a long-term exponentially accelerating trend originating in the Big Bang itself.

This is all quite inevitable.